Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon get why Trump’s legal team couldn’t steal Biden’s presidency
“The president’s slow-moving coup is not going that well,” Stephen Colbert said on Monday’s Late Show. “This afternoon, the Michigan election board certified Joe Biden’s win in that state, then tonight we just learned moments ago that the General Services Administration informed President-elect Joe Biden the administration is ready to begin the formal transition process.” That makes it official, he said. “Our next commander in chief will be President Biden. Which means somewhere, right now, Rudy Giuliani is filing a last-ditch legal claim that our current president’s name has always been Joe Biden.””With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell,” Colbert said. “If you don’t know who she is, congratulations, now you don’t have to know. But I’m going to tell you anyway.” And he did.Powell “got kicked off Trump’s legal team for being too crazy,” Jimmy Fallon marveled at The Tonight show. “That’s like getting kicked off of Real Housewives for being too crazy. Seriously, you know how nuts you have to be when Rudy Giuliani’s head starts leaking and you’re the one who gets fired?””Here’s how big of an embarrassment she was to the Trump team,” James Corden elaborated at The Late Late Show: “The guy who held a press conference next to a sex shop, and last week had hair dye running down his face, and who wears loafers that look like clown shoes — that guy, still on the team. But I saw this coming, I did. Any good conspiracy theorist will tell you if you rearrange the letters in Sidney Powell, you get Needy Pillows, which is obviously nod to the MyPillow CEO, who invented coronavirus to destabilize the neck-support industry. I gotta be honest, I spent a lot of time on the internet this weekend.””Trump is concerned that his legal team is made up of fools that are making him look bad,” Jimmy Kimmel laughed at Kimmel Live. “They said the same thing about you.” Meanwhile, “we still haven’t seen the president concede — we’ve barely even seen the president,” thanks largely to golf, he shrugged. “I’ve never seen a guy try so hard to keep a job he doesn’t even do.” Watch another one of Kimmel’s “great ideas” to get Trump to leave office below. More stories from theweek.com Obama the pretender Biden’s White House: ‘Sipping unflavored almond milk’ after guzzling vats of Tabasco for 4 years Biden is stealing the spotlight. Trump can’t stand it.